Can you imagine how you have lived so long without these delightful images filling your home? You cannot. It is unimaginable. And now that you are aware of them, you need them
right now.
The men are not lithographs, prints or photocopies. They are not crude reproductions at all: they are authentic crude productions! That is right, your eyes heard right: when you order a Man, what you get is a genuine art-i-fact, drawn and painted by a genuine art-is-an!
Each man is 5" x 5". Each man sets you back $30 in a handsome but austere black frame. You will have a much better experience, though, if you order all ten men for $250. For one thing, they only work as a set. Separately, they're odd little drawings that will bring your guests disturbing dreams. Together, they're "a stylistic triumph"
*.
PLUS, ALSO, TOO! Special offer available in 2007 - 2012 only! Order a set of all ten men, and receive an eleventh man titled
to your specification. Need the perfect gift for your uncle the hit man – er, recovery agent? Eleven men, from Crossing Guard to Recovery Agent, and he'll be thanking you for years.
Truly, this is art that soothes children, charms women, and brings peace to entire households.
To order your men, make a selection here:
Men are also available unframed, for $10 apiece, if you're the type who prefers to burn a little money rather than keep a lot. I mean, these things are
keepers. Did I mention I'm an art-is-an?
*citation: me
